F: Daddee. i can speak hummingbird.
D: oh?
F: yeah. hmmmmmmmmmm. see? they're birds and they hum. that's why they're called humming birds. and i speak hummingbirds. seeeeeeeeee? --- big ol'smile with lotsa teeth followed. :o) LOL
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F: I love you mommee
M: awww. i love you too. i'm the luckiest mommee everrrr
F: yeah. i love you as much as i love daddeeee, which is a whole lot. i love daddeeee as much as the whole kabilillion universe. so daddeeee's even luckier. -- :o)
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F: i'm not happy with you mommee. you annoy me with your rules and you won't let me do anything. why do you make me bored? i can't do anything.
--- wonder how sophisticated this statement would get when she's 14......hmmmmm....
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Franki called her grandma: hi grandma, how are you?
G: hi honey. i'm good. what have you been doing today?
F: i'm in the office working right now, but i also watched the fishies, rode my bike, played with mommee and vincent, oh and the fishies are soooo slimy. and the huming bird is chasing away all other hummingbirds so that he can have the feeder all to himself. he's being naughty. i'm walking now. no wait, i'm kinda walking but talking too...
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F: OWWWHWHWWOOWWHH
M: what's wrong?
F: i bonked my foot when i tried to close the door
M: you ok?
F: yeah.
M: were you rushing again
F: yeah.
D: maybe you shouldn't do that.
F: I don't want to hear from you right now.
LOL :o) truth hurts even when you're only 5 :o) HAH!
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F: Mommee. have i been good today?
M: whaddaya think?
F: hmmm...i think i've been super duper good today.
M: oh? how didja come to that assessment?
F: well...maybe i was just good since i did broke 2 rules today.
M: oh? wanna list them?
F exasperated
: oh nevermind, ughhhh. you are soooo annoying. :o) LMAO!
Those of you with teens out there...tell me that it doesn't get any worse than this...?????
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Ok, so i set myself up for this one...but i gotta give her the credit nonetheles...
M: dinner's ready princess
F in a sing song voice
: okkkkkkk, i'll be there in a royal minute. i need to finish working on my royal doheekee.
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F: Daddee's a better boss than you. he's got great ideas. you're a crazy boss. he's a better boss. :o) LMAO.
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M: HHHHIIIIII!!!! how was your day?
F: great! i had a great time!
M: cool. whacha do?
F: i don't wanna talk about it. tell me what you did today?
M: i don't wanna talk about it. i wanna hear about your day.
F: we did lotsa stuff. ok your turn.
M: i didn't do much. ok your turn.
F: Mommeeeeeeeeeee. you're annoying me.
LMAO :o) we got the dishing it down, but still working on taking it... :o) HAH!!!!
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F professed that something was boring. so, here comes daddee...
D: you know...boring is an opinion. you might not want to share that with everyone in your class. you can share it with us, but not with your teacher or your classmates.
F looked at him with loving eyes and a gentle smile
: you're boring funny daddee.
:o) LMAO. it ACTUALLY MADE SENSE!!!! Dave stifled a laugh, rolled his eyes and walked away. :o) LMAO
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F: school's boring mommee. i don't learn anything new.
M: hmmm...true. maybe not the reading, writing, math, or other blah blah stuff, but i can think of at least one thing.
F: what?
M: following directions. you can definitely learn to follow directions...better.
D: HHHHAAAAHHHH!
F: DDDDaddeee can learn not to laugh when he thinks something mommee says about me is funny.
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F stepped on a toy: "OWOWOWOWWEEEEEE"
M: you ok?
F: yeeaah waahahayeaha
M: what happened?
F: i stepped on a toy.
Pause...
F doing dave's voice
: WOMAN! You need to stop having so much crap.
M LMAO
: not a problem. lets bag all your toys and clear them out of the house.
F perky and smiley (light switch)
: i love you mommeee
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M read the following word: SOLDER --> "sold-der"
D corrected
: "saw-der"
M: shouldn't it be written as sodder or sawder or souder if that's how it's supposed to be pronounced?
D: look woman, i didn't invent the language
F: it's ok mommee. i know only daddee and me know how to read. you're still learning. it's ok. :o) LMAO!!!!
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So Dave started dozing off on the floor while hanging out with the kids in the game room. F was being her competitive self as she played with V. Suddenly, she stopped playing, got up and went into our room, came out with a blanket and pillow, covered dave with the blanket, and attempted to lift his ginormous head to place the pillow underneath. :o) my heart melted and then i LMAO :o).