Frankism & Stuff #7
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
F: mommee. we have a kazillion hummingbirds. we need more sugar to make their food like a kabazillion more sugar.
D: a KKKKaBBBBazillion?
F: you're funny daddee. oh look they're pooping.
M thinking while Dave and Franki banter...what are the chances that politicians think the way a 5yo does all the time...hmmmmm....
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got a hand written note on my desk: "I WENT TO FLORDA FOR VEKASHIN LOVE FRANKI" :o) LOL...i guess even 5yos need one from time to time :o)
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Right after i picked up the toys in the playroom, went to the kitchen as vince followed me, came back into the playroom to find a tornado had came through.
M growled: FRANCESCA T. ANTHONY. PLEASE COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
F in a sing song voice as she casually strolled out of her bedroom: ok mamma. but mamma...i LUUUUVVVUUHHHUUUVVV YOUUUUUUU!
V: uh oh. oh no.
I'm surrounded by comodians!
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F was all frustrated and grumpy.
M: i understand you're frustrated, and it's not easy being a kid some times...
F interrupted: i don't think it's hard being a kid. i think it's easy. i'm just frustrated because you won't let me do what i want.
:o) LMAO! simply profound and yet so young!
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M: what's with these bruises on me...(obviously thinking aloud)
F matter of factly: it's because you're old and you keep denting yourself.
:o) LOL she's obviously ready to go and get her BS :o)
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Case 1:
D: woman! i thought we agree not to...
F: You're wrong mommee. Daddee's right. you should do what daddee says.
Case 2:
Dave & Franki playing monopoly (by the rules and all) when she landed on his prop.
D: you owe me $60 in rent. cough it up
F COUGHED and money flew over to dave's pile :o) BAHAHAAHAH
PLUS, SHE's kicking his butt, LEGITAMATELY!!!! DOUBLE BAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
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Scene: Called Dave @ Work, Franki & Vince near by when i called...
K dialed
D: hello
K: it's wiffffe
F: No it's not. it's momeeeeeeeee.
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@10:08AM (school started @ 805am)
F: my hands are tired mommee
M: huh...wachado?
F: i worked it too much today
M: yah did? when? thought you got to school, got into your costume and got ready to get on stage for the thanksgiving celebration song...when didja worked your hands?
F: i worked and excercise my hands very hard when i fed myself popcorn after the show. it was a lot of work grabbing popcorn, then put it in my mouth and i kept going back and forth with feeding myself popcorn. [sigh] it was a lot of work mommee
M: BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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@12:00PM
F: i'm the luckiest kid in the whole wide world and today is the bestest day of my entire life
M: glad you think so coootie pie. (yah...i have to ask) but i'm curious...what made you feel that way?
F: i have the bestest mommee ever and i wouldn't want any other mommee.
M: really? not even if you can trade me for like say...20 thousand chicken nuggets?
F: ooooohhhh...how many nuggets can i get for daddee? more cause he's bigger than you right?
:o) BAHHAHAHA...i had to ask...
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M: i love thunderstorms
F: me too. you know what i really love? hurricanes
M: but people could get hurt in hurricanes.
F: no i'm talking about category 1
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F: mommee. i know you wanted me to come home early today after the thanksgiving celebrashen today.
M: why yes. i did.
F: i made your wish came true didn't i?
M: why yes. you did. thank you.
F: i make wishes come true for you. how lucky you are mommee that i grant wishes.
M: why yes. i guess i am. can i make another wish?
F: sure.
M: i wish you would try a piece of carrot.
F: now you're just being silly mommee.
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D: you went airborn
F: I LIKE to go airboring!
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F: Do i have a nickname?
D: sure you do, it's Franki
F: that's a nickname?
D: sure. or monkey
F: i don't like monkey. that's not a pretty nickname
D: but you are a monkey
F: stop it daddee. i like franki. i'll stick with franki.
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F: why do we need to learn math?
D: so people can't rip us off.
F: why would people want to rip our armpit off?
:o) BAHAAHAHAHAHAH the things you say vs the things she understand vs the things she says :o). these are really good times!
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D: a KKKKaBBBBazillion?
F: you're funny daddee. oh look they're pooping.
M thinking while Dave and Franki banter...what are the chances that politicians think the way a 5yo does all the time...hmmmmm....
~~~~
got a hand written note on my desk: "I WENT TO FLORDA FOR VEKASHIN LOVE FRANKI" :o) LOL...i guess even 5yos need one from time to time :o)
~~~~
Right after i picked up the toys in the playroom, went to the kitchen as vince followed me, came back into the playroom to find a tornado had came through.
M growled: FRANCESCA T. ANTHONY. PLEASE COME IN HERE RIGHT NOW!
F in a sing song voice as she casually strolled out of her bedroom: ok mamma. but mamma...i LUUUUVVVUUHHHUUUVVV YOUUUUUUU!
V: uh oh. oh no.
I'm surrounded by comodians!
~~~~
F was all frustrated and grumpy.
M: i understand you're frustrated, and it's not easy being a kid some times...
F interrupted: i don't think it's hard being a kid. i think it's easy. i'm just frustrated because you won't let me do what i want.
:o) LMAO! simply profound and yet so young!
~~~~
M: what's with these bruises on me...(obviously thinking aloud)
F matter of factly: it's because you're old and you keep denting yourself.
:o) LOL she's obviously ready to go and get her BS :o)
~~~~
Case 1:
D: woman! i thought we agree not to...
F: You're wrong mommee. Daddee's right. you should do what daddee says.
Case 2:
Dave & Franki playing monopoly (by the rules and all) when she landed on his prop.
D: you owe me $60 in rent. cough it up
F COUGHED and money flew over to dave's pile :o) BAHAHAAHAH
PLUS, SHE's kicking his butt, LEGITAMATELY!!!! DOUBLE BAAHAHAHAHAAHAH
~~~~
Scene: Called Dave @ Work, Franki & Vince near by when i called...
K dialed
D: hello
K: it's wiffffe
F: No it's not. it's momeeeeeeeee.
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@10:08AM (school started @ 805am)
F: my hands are tired mommee
M: huh...wachado?
F: i worked it too much today
M: yah did? when? thought you got to school, got into your costume and got ready to get on stage for the thanksgiving celebration song...when didja worked your hands?
F: i worked and excercise my hands very hard when i fed myself popcorn after the show. it was a lot of work grabbing popcorn, then put it in my mouth and i kept going back and forth with feeding myself popcorn. [sigh] it was a lot of work mommee
M: BAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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@12:00PM
F: i'm the luckiest kid in the whole wide world and today is the bestest day of my entire life
M: glad you think so coootie pie. (yah...i have to ask) but i'm curious...what made you feel that way?
F: i have the bestest mommee ever and i wouldn't want any other mommee.
M: really? not even if you can trade me for like say...20 thousand chicken nuggets?
F: ooooohhhh...how many nuggets can i get for daddee? more cause he's bigger than you right?
:o) BAHHAHAHA...i had to ask...
~~~~
M: i love thunderstorms
F: me too. you know what i really love? hurricanes
M: but people could get hurt in hurricanes.
F: no i'm talking about category 1
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F: mommee. i know you wanted me to come home early today after the thanksgiving celebrashen today.
M: why yes. i did.
F: i made your wish came true didn't i?
M: why yes. you did. thank you.
F: i make wishes come true for you. how lucky you are mommee that i grant wishes.
M: why yes. i guess i am. can i make another wish?
F: sure.
M: i wish you would try a piece of carrot.
F: now you're just being silly mommee.
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D: you went airborn
F: I LIKE to go airboring!
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F: Do i have a nickname?
D: sure you do, it's Franki
F: that's a nickname?
D: sure. or monkey
F: i don't like monkey. that's not a pretty nickname
D: but you are a monkey
F: stop it daddee. i like franki. i'll stick with franki.
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F: why do we need to learn math?
D: so people can't rip us off.
F: why would people want to rip our armpit off?
:o) BAHAAHAHAHAHAH the things you say vs the things she understand vs the things she says :o). these are really good times!
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